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lesbian. 22. WHOVIAN! cats. dogs. laughing. Texas.

 

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

lyxdelsic:

pros of being a wolf:

  • not forced to shave
  • dont have to eat vegetables
  • cool looking
  • can rip a mans throat out in one bite

cons of being a wolf:

  • ????????

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?