lesbian. 22. WHOVIAN! cats. dogs. laughing. Texas.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
pros of being a wolf:
- not forced to shave
- dont have to eat vegetables
- cool looking
- can rip a mans throat out in one bite
cons of being a wolf:
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?